Trump Clogged the White House Toilet Trying to Flush Documents Because Of Course He Did

According to a book by the highly-esteemed Maggi Haberman of the New York Times the White House engineer would frequently be called in to unclog Trump’s toilet because he had a habit of flushing paperwork down it, President Biden is at work trying to roll back the changes that Donald made to toilet and shower regulations, Trump has stayed in touch with Kim Jong Un, wingnut congressman Ronny Jackson is once again questioning President Biden’s mental fitness, Melania is teaming up with social media app Parler, a security guard at a Russian art gallery decided to use a pen to draw eyes on a painting worth millions of dollars, the Oscars are coming up next month and the Academy revealed that they will not be requiring proof of vaccination, we took to the street to ask people if they enjoyed the Super Bowl (even though it hasn’t happened yet) and nobody fell for it except one guy who is tonight’s most valuable pedestrian in a very special edition of #LieWitnessNews.

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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 11 billion views and more than 15 million subscribers on the show’s YouTube channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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